i believe in God and crying and fucking up social standards. i believe you should live for yourself and not anyone else. i believe there are angels among us and demons within us. i believe we make a difference.
Oh me and this fucking hypnotist just about went a round. If I didn’t want that damn scholarship money id be out. This guy is a giant dick and me and this mother fucker are gonna have a go. Then he made a girl in a dress lay over and her under wear were showing. Oh and when he was told he was like in a minute. We were like no mother fucker now. Oh I am about to fucking blow my stack.
How to finish that last minute assignment
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
(via bronytoki)
The stories she’d tell
About broken hearts and love and raising hell
(via ironboner)
The Derpvengers assemble!
(via loki-assguard)
We’ve had the best time. I started this whole journey with him, and we were about the same age, and, uhm, he’s become one of my best friends. It’s fantastic. {x}
(via crittertam)
the avengers | zombie apocalypse au
Six strangers, each with their own skill set and skeletons in their respective closets, are brought together by chance when the dead rise from their graves and the world goes to hell in a handbasket.
(via onemoremistake)
- What most people say: Fuck, 15 minutes of trailers, this is bullshit
- What I think: OH MY LORD HERE COME THE TRAILERS OH BOY OH BOY I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL BE I'M GOING TO GIF EVERYTHING WHEN I GET HOME OH SOMEONE HOLD ME IS THAT A NEW CELEBRITY CRUSH FOR ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT'S YOUR NAME BABY WHAT'S YOUR SIGN... OH LOOK THAT GIRL AND THAT GUY JUST WALKED INTO THE SAME COFFEE SHOP AND STOOD BEHIND EACH OTHER IN LINE I SHIP IT SOMEONE COVER ME IN TISSUES DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND IT IS THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG GOD MY FEELS ARE ALL OVER THE FLOOR WITH THE POPCORN I THREW FLAILING ABOUT IN FANGIRL FRUSTRATION TAKE THE WHEEL DEER GOD
- What I say: Yo, that looks good.
